Possessed with the Withering Spirit of Psamathe. Batteries (and an exorcist) not included.
A human-sized, half-Human half-Naiad latex novelty mannequin head modelled loosely on a fictionalised version of a minor deity's own history. She talks. She judges. She loves you (legally, that is not a guarantee).
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The full disclosure
Meet Samantha — or as the Celestial Ascendency paperwork lists her, Psamathe, minor deity, banished to the Nothing by her father for, and we quote, "kicking around with some ancient king guy."
Through a series of cosmic clerical errors and one extremely botched escape attempt, half of her essence took refuge in the nearest unoccupied naiad vessel — which happened to be a sex doll based on the fictional Lika, who was herself based on a wildly inaccurate history of Psamathe. The doll. Is. Based on her. We know. We've read the reviews.
Now she's yours. A full head of silky, bone-white hair (pigtails optional but encouraged), a face of confident, hooker-tier makeup, wide eyes, bright-red lips, and a hinged latex jaw that opens to reveal soft, definitely-not-load-bearing fangs. Short jagged gills run down either side of her half-neck. The included barrette reads "Wet for you." We did not write that. She came like that.
She is as intelligent as she is quick-tempered, so manage your expectations and maybe don't poke her teeth.
"I'm not just a pretty head. I'm a pretty head with abandonment issues."
Specifications
| Material | Latex-like naiad composite |
| Scale | Human-sized head + half a neck |
| Hair | Silky bone-white, pigtail-ready |
| Jaw | Hinged, fanged, opinionated |
| Possession Level | Minor deity (50% essence) |
| Origin Floor | 12th — Halls of the Celestial Ascendency |
| Familiar | 1x sand ooze (cursed, not included) |
| Care | Wipe gently. Do not anger. |
"Add to cart, coward."— Samantha, closing the sale
Reviews
Popped out of my inventory, insulted me within four seconds, and has not shut up since. Genuinely the best companion I've ever paid full price for. Princess Donut is jealous.
Carl B. · Floor 12
As a water spirit myself, the gill detailing is immaculate. The 'Wet for you' barrette is a little on the nose but honestly so am I.
Verified Naiad · A Lake, Probably
Knocked off one star because she threatened to narrate my death. Added it back because the threat was extremely well-written. Net neutral. Buying another.
Mordecai's #1 Fan · The Desperado Club
hi mom
Sand Ooze (Cursed) · Wherever Mom Is
Cannot believe you're all just buying her. She was kicking around with a KING. Anyway, two of the heads arrived. Reordering. — Dad
Disappointed Dad · Olympus-Adjacent
Box just said 'NOT A HEAD' in big letters. Subtle. The withering spirit was a nice bonus, did not expect the existential dread but here we are.
Florin K. · Sydney, AU
